http://www.chocolatechump.com/ Chocolate Chump offers up the sweet nectar of the Gods. Get your mythological rocks off and your chocolate fix satiated; this here's the story of our beloved hero - Chocolate Chump. en-us Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:36:56 EDT Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:36:56 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Does the Chocolate Chump really exist? We say this mythical figure is just that - a myth of yesteryear. As Mr. Dylan likes to point out, "The times, they are a changin'," and so is the world of chocolate! Chocolate Chump Asks Us to Look Inward Choco-connoisseurs across the world, the time is now to end the battle over which chocolate type is best--white, dark, or milk? We like to say, as does the lovable Chocolate Chump--chocoholics of the world, unite! If we could just arrive at an agreement over this one pressing, urgent, universal question, there would be an end to political strife and racial discrimination of all kinds. Our earnest correspondent, the Master of All Confections, slight of hand and sharp of tongue, the honorable Reverend Chocolate Chump has a weighty task hunkering down on his shoulders, much like his cousin, Atlas, who holds the weight of the world in his fierce, Schwarzeneggerian grip. Please take a moment to allow the esteemed Chocolate Chump to razzle-dazzle you into submission. Within the pages of this courageous roman a clef is the story of a sensitive soul who at one time thought a box of Cracker Jacks the height of sophistication. An arduous journey he had, and his fight-or-flight journey will warm you from the inside out - even on the most icy of nights and within endlessly deep and dark seasons. During his odyssey, Chocolate Chump will confront many life-changing obstacles along the way and will find solstice in a bar of chocolate. World peace, although a long ways off, will eventually be the reward at the end of the tale. Buck up, soldiers of chocolate, it's going to be a bumpy ride. Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:36:56 EDT http://www.chocolatechump.com/dessert/ Dessert is everyone's favorite course. It's such a diverse course that it can go from decadent to simple and still be delicious. No matter what kind of dessert you have, everyone will love it! en-us Wed, 30 Nov 2005 19:56:52 EST Wed, 30 Nov 2005 19:56:52 EST Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.chocolatechump.com/candy/ Candy has always been a very important part of being a kid in America. Many adults still collect those great PEZ candy dispensers. en-us Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.chocolatechump.com/chocolates/ Chocolates that are of top quality can be hard to find for those that keep kosher, that's why Godiva built a plant that produces only kosher chocolates. en-us Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.chocolatechump.com/chocolate/ Chocolate is undoubtedly a favorite throughout the world, but many of us don't know that much about chocolate . en-us Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0